If at this point you are wondering, "Damn! Ursa Major seems perfectly aligned towards me but, what's the catch?"
I must regrettably inform you that I am the type of guy that puts pineapple on his pizza. As in, I prefer a moderate amount of pineapple on each slice. I know, I'm upset about it too, but we can work this out. Let's talk about something else.
Oh, I know! We can talk about why you are snooping around my website in the first place!